1. forever-kitten:


    who keeps clogging the toilet


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  3. annieandfinnickodair:



    romeo and juliet (1996)

    Juliet is a metaphor for an Oscar. 

    Only for that comment

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  4. assholuke:

    HoW cAN hE MaNgE tO bE sIx FoOt FoUr AnD sTiLl B e CuTE 


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  5. floralmichael:

    5countries5days, She Looks So Prefect, Paris x

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  6. ladymarvels:

    Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.

    (via its-hiddles-time)



  8. Nice things to whisper when hugging someone


    -you smell different when you’re awake
    -please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
    -you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
    -your hair tastes like strawberries
    -he knows, don’t go home.
    -I always knew you would die in my arms
    -every time I poop I think of you
    -no one will ever believe you
    -I killed mufasa
    -I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
    -mother told me it would be like this

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